I have decided before I have a baby I am going to have to send my dogs to a doggie boot camp. They are crazy little dogs that believe they rule the world. Here are my two criminals and their offenses.
Chi Chi Monster
Chi Chi – aka Chi Chi Monster. She is just plain nuts. Her preferred method of attack is a running launch into your lap that results in a nose-nose punch. Followed by sweet licking. Also look out for her boxing punch to the face. She is an underwear thief and destroyer. Don’t let her sweet sleeping look fool you, she’s planning her next attack.
Mean Ole Minnie
Minnie Pearl – aka Mean ole Minnie. She is schizophrenic. One minute loving and sweet, the next she is bitting your entire finger off. Watch out for the “Elvis” look, this means a bite is in your future if you come any closer. Expert sock thief and pillow hog. When she does love, she is the best cuddler in the world.
My dogs are on the list of “not good with children” breeds. So what is a doggie mommy to do? Obviously they are a part of the family and will NEVER leave. ( I dipped them in the fountain of youth and they will life forever, and don’t anyone try to convince me otherwise) My only option is to whip them into shape with some serious training, and maybe a baby sounds tape so they get used to it.